espeonofficial:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"roger that"

bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

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ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure